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I am currently in Chiang Khong near the border with Laos, right on the river.

Spent 500 Bhat for a hotel, about $16.   This is twice what I have been paying, and I know that I am paying too much because at the end of the day I just don’t have the energy to quibble over a couple of dollars.   It is a nice room though, with A/C and should be very quiet.

DEAD GUYS

I mentioned I saw a couple of dead men the other day.   The first one was about 15 miles into my ride.   If I read the arm waiving or of the truck driver correctly, the bike passed someone just as the truck was moving away from some side of the road workers.   The bike hit the truck FAST in the right corner. (Remember, they drive on the left here).   The bike went under the truck’s wheels, the biker smashed into the truck and hit the road hard.  He was wearing a helmet which is unusual around here, but it was one of the really cheap ones that are often seen.   It split into many pieces.   The helmet helped keep the head intact, but that was about it.   He was resting peacefuly when I went by, but there was no doubt that he was gone already.   You can see the pic of his bike in my slideshow.

The second dead guy was on the same trip, a couple of hours later.   I was walking to see some falls.   They were really not worth the walk unless you planned to swim, as many people were.   I saw the EMT’s running down the path, and later saw them carrying the guy away.   He was a young white man, maybe late 20′s, but he was obviously dead as well.  I spoke with a couple that had talked to witnesses.   We could not determine what caused him to drown, but none of the locals knew what to do, no one had CPR training.   His girlfriend was there with him on the way out, but I don’t know if she was there when he died.   Another tourist had come upon the scene and went in and pulled him out.   Like I said, no one there knew what to do.

ELEPHANTS

The elephants were happened upon by accident.   I passed a small bed and breakfast that looked like it might have great coffee.   It was closed, but I saw an elephant out in the field.   I rode down the driveway and saw a bunch of them.   I spoke with a man that was running it, or at least a part of it, I could not understand everything he said.     He told me that his king wants there to be more wild elephants in Thailand.   Their flag used to have an elephant on it, and they would like to bring them back.   I think he said there were 1,500 wild ones now, and he thinks it should be more than double that.  This place raises them.   You can see one that is pregnant here:

http://whereisbobl.com/pics/index.php?album=2010-11-thailand-all&image=img_0104.jpg

She is due in about a month and is HUGE.   I saw the baby move from back where I was standing.   If you look closely, you can see what is probably the biggest natural breasts in Thailand. 8^)

If you want to ride an elephant to some falls that are near by, you have to clean the animal so that you don’t agravate their skin.   If there is anything between the blanket you are riding on and the animal, it causes problems.   They do not put any seats on them, only a blanket.

THEIR KING

While at the elephant farm, the guy told me that His King was so smart.   They always refer to him that way as in “My King is so smart” and never refer to him as… Him.   Well, his king was so smart because he figured out that if you put Poo from teh animals (including elephants) on the fields it would help the plants grow.   Poo was the guys word, I don’t know what his king called it.     I think Poo was the only nice word to describe it that he knew.   Crap would not have worked as Krhap or something like it is a word that is used at the end of many sentances.   If their king says let there be elephants, the people make elephants.   Their king says Poo, there is poo.   There is something to be said for a beloved monarchy who has good ideas.   Sure makes it easy to get the populace to do the right thing.

LIGHTS

The colored lights that you saw is part of a weeklong celebration.   The ones in the sky are small hot air balloons that you buy from a vendor, light the wax and cardboard fire puck, and release when it gets hot enough.   If you are adventurous, you can attach fireworks.   These things are released all over the country.   They go up (usually), then cool and float to earth.   I don’t know why the country doesn’t just burn up.   I saw some burning in trees (one pic at least).   My pics were done at the moat.   If I walked down to the river I would have seen thousands.   I saw some pics from another traveller.   He said, and his pics confirmed, that they let them go in waves.   The first wave especially they try to let go at once.   The whole sky is lit up with a blanket of these.   As it was, the pics don’t do them justice.   There were times when the entire sky was littered with these things, both burning and ones that were falling from the sky.

They also do a similar thing with candles in the river.   I have both read and been told contradictory reasons for why they do this.   Good luck, to honor the dead, to honor the river and the sky…… Whatever the reason, it sure was fun to watch.    The people sure do enjoy it.  

ROADS

These are some of the best motorcycle roads I have ever been on.   There was one section today that I was told had 1,100 curves in it.   I believe it.   It is like just one big curvy road.   These roads in the mountains are VERY narrow though.   Fortunately there is very little traffic, and most of that is mopeds and motor scooters.   The trucks that are occasionally on the road are small as well.   Most of the time my bike is by FAR the fastest thing on the road.   Helps with passing when needed, but speeds are kept down for safety.   There are occasional surprises, such as sand and snakes.   Speaking of snakes, I don’t know if the snake I saw was a cobra or not.   It was long and dark brown, and resembled a cobra, or a thousand other snakes.   It took up one whole lane and part of another.   Not very big in diameter though.   I would have gotten a picture, but it was a blind corner and no safe place to pull off or even to stand.

I would have to say that these are some of the best drivers I have ever seen for such a rule-less style of driving.   Well, OK, that rule-less, just fewer rules than I am used to.

Rule #1 – Might makes Right – The biggest vehicle has the right of way.   ALWAYS.

Rule # 2 – If it fits, you can put it there -  Sure makes getting around in the city during rush hour easy on a bike.   In many places bikes are not even expected to stop at lights.   We get to use the bike lane.   The one cop I have seen on this trip so far yelled at me (well, as close as a Thai can get to yelling) for stopping at a red light.   I guess I was not supposed to.   No one else was.

Rule #3 – Vehicles drive on the left.    Most of the time – And when they don’t, see rule #1

Rule #4 – Vehicles pass in blind corners.   It’s a matter of pride. – If this seems dangerous, re-read Rule # 1.

Rule #5 – No one really WANTS to damage their vehicle.   – Which means that even if you do something really stupid, people will almost always avoid you.   But, for when they don’t, see rule #1.

Rule # 6 – Bikes filter to the Front of the Que, it’s just the natural order of things. - That’s front of the line for you Americans.

All in all, I really like the way they drive.   They (and I) do things that in the US would guaruntee a crash and lawsuit.   Since everyone drives this way, no one is surprised.   If you decide to drive the wrong way on a one way street because you missed your stop, No Problem.   People make way.   You need to pull into traffic?  Just go.  As long as you stay to the left, they will avoid you.  (just remember #1)  

There are NO cops.   I did find a military guy today.   I came to a fork in the road.   I should have just taken it.   Instead, while I was looking at my map, a guy comes up to me (it was an inactive checkpoint) and asks if he can help.   No english of course.   Fewer people speak it out here in the more isolated regions.   I show him the map, it has route numbers on it, and town names, just not the ones on the signs.   This is a fork remember.   I pointed to the route number I wanted.   He pointed in three directions, and waved his arm in circles…..   Then went into a detailed disertation of his recomended route.   It was like asking a Texan for directions.   Even though he doesn’t know the place you are looking for, and even though you don’t understand a word of the Texan drawl, you get detailed directions.   Anyway, I went in the direction he last pointed.   It was the wrong way.   I had remembered that I was finally back on my more detailed map, which had more town names on it so I was able to figure it out for myself.

Thailand day 4and 5?

Whatever day number it is.      Anyway, yesterday I went from Chiang Mai along some amazing motorcycle roads to Nan in teh eastern part of northern Thailand.   More or less due east of Chang Mai.   I definitely chose the right bike for the job, what a hoot.

Today (Thursday) I rode north and did a loop on even better roads.  Stopped a few places and all.   Saw a cobra crossing the road.  Decided not to stop and chat.   Stopped in Pua.   Torow I head up Chiangkhong, followed by Mai Sai the next day.    At least that iis the plan of the moment.

Put some pics up at :

http://whereisbobl.com/pics/index.php?album=2010-11-thailand-all

THAILAND days 1-3

I arrived at Chiang Mai, Thailand on Sunday 11/21 more or less on time in the early morning.  Over 30 hours of travel.   Slept in the airport in Bangkok prior to departure from there.  It’s pretty warm here, but not unbearable.

Made it for a festival.   Lots of fireworks and glowing balloons, to be shown later.

Sunday and Monday I wandered around trying to find the right bike.   The right bike for me for the trip planned would be something a little bigger than the common mopeds and scooters that you see everywhere here.   A 250 CC dirt or road bike would have been just right.   But then, if anything is worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.   As I will explain later when I have tons of time to type, I chose a Kawasaki 600 CC EN-6R or something like that.   It is made here in Thailand.   It is not quite a full on sport bike, but plenty close, with ABS and a luggage rack.   Suits me just fine.

I spent most of Monday looking at lots and wats of wats…   er, lots and lots of lots…… no uh, a crapload of Wats, which are religious temples. Also wandered all over the local historic area, met a couple of American Thai style boxers who were also bikers, got slightly drunk and just plain wore myself out.

Today (Tuesday) I picked up the bike from Mr Mechanic (who is a woman….Same Same), rode some awesome roads, met some elephants and saw two dead guys.   #1 dead guy was a local on a small motorcycle that had a bad meeting with a truck, # 2 dead guy was a tourist that decided to drown at a water fall near here.
Bad Ju Ju.   Maybe I will go out and get a Thai Foot massage to get rid of the bad demons.   Oh, wait, that would never work, I am ticklish as hell.
Tomorrow I will head out on what is called the Nan Loop, which will bring me out towards the Laos border and the Golden Triangle, which used to be Opium central (lotsa $, hence the Golden but is currently more of a tourist $ gold mine).   That trip is normally a 5 day trip, but I travel faster than the average tourist, but I also plan on taking side trips.   There is a two day loop from Chiang Mai that I may incorporate into the trip.   My current plan is to be in Phuket (Pronounced Puget, as in GET some POO for fertilizing the garden, you have a dirty mind)  by around the 5th of dec and go out on a dive boat for 4 days.
Anyone want more info of this area for motorcycling, they can go to GT-Rider.com
I am planning on getting unedited pics up on http://whereisbobl.com/pics/index.php?album=2010-11-thailand-all Soon.

Flight to Chiang Mai

This post was written right after I arrived, but I could not get it published due to ‘puter issues.

Well, I got here no problems.   I left my house at 2:30 AM on Friday, leaving Boston at 7:30 AM, stopping to change planes in Newark (yuck) and then to Tokyo and on to Bangkok Thailand at 11:45 PM on Saturday.      I slept a few hours there, then continued on to Chiang Mai in the northern part of Thailand by 8:00 AM on Sunday.   I finally got to my hotel at 10:00 am.   10am Sunday in Thailand is 10pm Saturday at home.   So, from the time I left home to the time I got to my new temporary home it was 43 hours point to point.    BrutaL.

Thailand Planning

Test of e-mail blogging.

I finally started planning my next vacation. In a few weeks I will be going to Thailand for three weeks. I will be renting a bike for two of those weeks, and probably scuba diving the last week. I may keep in touch some while away, but will provide a good writeup when I get back.

Bob L.

STAT COUNTER

I have a counter on my blog site that counts the number of visits my blog. I don’t get many visits. Here is a typical week, most of these visits are probably me checking or updating my site.

Typical week

Back in September I wrote a post about Reno John, who was participating in the Ten in Ten long distance motorcycle rally. I wrote this post to the Ironbutt Forum. This shows the year up to October.

Year to Date


September, by week.

Day by Day of the week I wrote the post.

This shows how just one post can really increase traffic, if advertised on the right site.

Another Vagabond MC Question

As you may know, I have been fielding motorcycle related questions for a travel web site called Vagabondjourney.com

Here is a link to the page listing my latest responses.   http://www.vagabondjourney.com/travelogue/motorcycle-travel-on-vagabond-journey/

and the latest post on how to fight fatigue.   It is a LONG post, but I think I just touched on a few of the things relative to making the ride more comfortable.

http://vagabondjourney.com/blogs/motorcycle-travel/long-distance-motorcycle-travel-tips-on-how-to-prevent-fatigue/

Wander around his site, and read his blog.   An interesting perspective on travel, a LOT different from that which a lot of us LD riders tend to do.   Read his BLOG here:  http://www.vagabondjourney.com/travelogue/

Bob L

Some ST 1300 mods

I made a few modifications to my ST 1300.   Here are links to:

Throttle Lock and Switch Guards

Hydration System in my tank bag

These are not exactly intended to be good entertainment, more a reference for me for the future.

Blogging Programs

I have used Blogger, I have used WordPress, I have used a few others.   I have tried them on my own web page and on their free service.    I have not been happy with any one of them for my use.   The only real advantages for my style of writing is that they make comments easy and make it easy for people to sign up for updates using Google Reader or other such programs.

I have decided that for the future, I will continue to use my web files at WhereIsBobL.com and just use the Blog to let people know that I have new content and where to get it.

FWIW, blogging software works very well for Bazillions of Bloggers.   They just don’t fit my style of doing things.   With a web page, I can write my own stuff, put my pics where I want, style it anyway I want.   No rules, no funny backup procedures, nothing that bothers me.

Since I seem to change my mind every time I take a trip, don’t be surprised if after my next trip I go back to using a blog.

Bob L

Wild Animal Sanctuary

PHOTO SLIDESHOW – WILD ANIMAL SANCTUARY – Photo Album Slide Show of the Wild Animal Sanctuary

WOLVES – Video of the wolves at the sanctuary – 25 Meg file

If for some reason the Video Link is not working, go to my regular web page for this story at:  http://www.whereisbobl.com/2010/2010-09-co-wild-animal-sanctuary.html


Irene wanted to go to the Animal Sanctuary. Having been to so-called animal sanctuaries, most of which seem more like places that old animals go to be neglected, I was not especially interested. I suppose I should read more. I did read that they are open until sunset only until labor day (today) and that being there at sunset is really worth it. That’s what we did. This place is north and east of Denver around Keenesburg. It was truly an awesome experience.

Wild Animal Sanctuary

This place was first created to take care of animals that had been abused or abandoned. A man and his family took care of these animals, and tried to create an environment where they could thrive. They did (still do) an excellent job. The animals take priority over the visitors, but they set up good viewing platforms where you can watch the animals and how they interact. Most of them don’t move around a lot until near sunset. Then they start walking the perimeter fences of their domain. They start interacting with each other. They start looking hungrily at babies crying. It is quite a site. They also start making noise. The lions, tigers and bears start to growl and grunt. They start pushing each other around, vying for their position.

The Wolves. The wolves start to talk to each other and to the other packs on the grounds. There were three packs and they all would get going it one did. They yelled at one group who was trying to get the wolves howling by howling themselves. Irene did not see this, and when she tried it I asked her to stop. Later, we met the man that started this place. The first thing he did was get out of his truck, with his dogs running around him, and started to howl to get the wolves going. I told him to stop it, as he was setting a bad example….. I have a video of their howling here: WOLVES VIDEO but it is a HUGE (25 meg) file and with the sucky video (I was walking up stairs, with the sun in a position that I could not see the camera screen) may not be worth opening. I will see if I can strip just the sound off it somehow. We stayed until they closed it.

Here are the Pics. They are worth looking at: PHOTO SLIDESHOW – WILD ANIMAL SANCTUARY

Colorado Trip

WordPress (my BLOG program) is pissing me off today.   SO, to see my post on my Colorado trip, which is more of a Journal than anything, just go here:  http://www.whereisbobl.com/2010/2010-09-co.html

The pics, which may be of more interest, are here:   COLORADO PICS

Pike’s Peak Bonus

Irene and I were not participating in the 10-in-10 rally, but we decided to help out Reno John, after our nice visit with him in Silverton.

Today we went to Pike’s Peak to obtain the bonus that Reno John was not able to get.   We met the star of the rally, Ranger Kuhlman.   She was very nice and remembered RJ well.   Not sure what she thought of RJ’s visit, but having another two complete strangers show up in space man outfits, recognize her and ask to have their picture taken with her really made her laugh.   She IS a celebrity after all, I even have her autograph.    I think our names are now in some little folder in Washington, or at least Denver.

Ranger Kuhlman let US go to the top.

For those of you who are not familiar with Reno John’s Pike Peak Adventure, I will let him tell it in his own words at this link:  http://renojohn.com/RJblog/?p=1020

But here is one of his pics with our favorite Ranger.

Here we all are, having a great time.   Wish you could have made it to the top John, it is a great ride.

As you can see, we were allowed to the top.

There were warning signs to watch out for Big Foot:

We did encounter what we believe to be Bigfoot.

Well, we are off to complete all the bonuses that RJ missed.   Hope we don’t encounter all the Fuzz that he did, but if we do, we hope they are as friendly as they were with RJ.

Reno John Sited in CO

My Girlfriend and I are staying in Silverton, CO at the Grand Imperial Hotel.

As we were walking passt the front, I see a Yamaha FJR with lots of farkles.   Licence plate says RENO J with a plate frame saying “10 IN 10″   I walk in, see a guy in a stich and call out “Hey Reno John!”.    He looked at me, a little confused, as we had never met.   I ‘splained I was an IB Rider and he confirmed he was there for a bonus location for the 10n10 Long Distance Riding Event:    http://www.utah1088.com/

He was having an “ORGASMIC” experience.

He was happy and said he was having a great time.    We took a bunch of pics next to a naked lady.   A little while later, after his Orgasmic Experience was complete, he left to head south.    He said he felt great, and was very happy to see us.    He tried to give my girlfriend a hug, but, this being day eight, she declined, so he blew her a kiss instead.

Oh, and for the record, we tried the Apple Crisp too.  Yes, it was orgasmic, even without bonus points.

John’s web site:    http://renojohn.com/RJblog/

Here are some pics:

Bob L

2010 Minute Man 1000 Rally

Well, another Minute Man 1000 Rally is done. http://www.minuteman1000.com

This one was most enjoyable. The theme of this rally was “That’s Entertainment!” and I must say that I and the rest of the rally staff were most entertained.

Congrats to all the riders. You are what make this an exciting event for me.

I won’t get into the details here, as I have written of this ride before and the riders are the ones that really have the stories.     I will, however, relate one story that the rally staff was involved in, and a few other stories that I found “Entertaining”.

After the riders are sent off, the staff has breakfast.     This allows us to relax before the calls start.    Well, the calls started a little early this year.    Just after we left breakfast, a staff members phone rang.     One rider was stuck in the mud.    Now, understand that it had been raining most of the night and dirt roads can be expected to be less than ideal.     We normally state in the rally book if the bonus is down a dirt road.

The rider in question had his Goldwing stuck pretty good in the mud he says.     I am the one that scouted this bonus, or rather pair of bonuses.   I know the road might not be ideal in the rain, but I did not expect it to be impassable.     Besides that, no one should have ridden past the first bonus:

Hmmmm, No GPS Route, Dead End Road. I wonder where this road goes.....

A woman with a pickup truck and some rope stopped to help the rider, he and the bike were fine and continued on the rally, doing quite well.   The Rally Staff were intrigued.   Just how bad was this road.   We hopped on our bikes to investigate.    The bonus in question was only 80 miles away from staff headquarters.

When we got there, a gentleman (shown above next to Power Ranger Dave) told us that we could not make it down that road.   This man rides the AMA Vintage Races and was quite interested in what we were doing.   He said that a number of riders had gone down this road, that a Goldwing had gotten stuck and that a Honda ST had crashed.   He also said that he offered the ST rider a garage to work on his bike, but the rider said he had plenty of duct tape and was on his way.   Nothing slows down an IronButter.  Hmmm.   Iron Butter?   Sounds like a fortified dairy product.   Apparently a rider of vintage bikes crashed a few weeks before the rally and had to be airlifted to a hospital……

Now the staff HAD to check out the road.    One of the great things about the Minuteman 1000 is that it is good for beginner riders who have never done this kind of rally, but it also allows great challenges for experienced ralliers as well as educational opportunities for every rider.

The point of this bonus was that you cannot blindly trust your GPS.   This is the first year we have provided the bonus locations as an electronic file suitable for GPS and mapping programs.   There is a bonus 2.7 miles away as the crow flies.  The Garmin GPS routes you 3.5 miles down the dirt road.   Google Maps routes you 15 miles down paved roads. Guess which route is correct.   What riders should have done when they got here was to look at their GPS or mapping software and their route sheet to see if this is really the way to go.   Since it was only a few miles down the dirt road, an acceptable alternative would have been to drive down a ways and see how the road was.    This is what a number of riders did.

This shows that the road is really not that bad.

The road looks fine to me.

Here is an obstacle that was not on the road when I was last there.   I wonder when that got there.

When did they put that box and tape on the road???

Oh, I see, they got tired of all these bikers coming down this nice quiet road.

Oh, I guess they did not like people a bunch of riders coming down their road in the morning.

Now, I would have thought that any rider making it to the point shown below would have stopped.   Some did, most did not.

OK, I can see taking the dirt road. Maybe I can see turning down this road. Maybe.

But I really did not expect any rider to go down the following road…..   But at least one did and got stuck.   All was well in the end though.

But THIS road???? Probably not a road the Rally Staff would send you down.

Fortunately, no one tried to go down this next road.   That is only around a half mile from the next bonus.   Heck, you could have parked your bike and walked.    Assuming you could walk knee deep in mud.

Fortunately no riders tried to ride past this point. At least none that would admit to it.

I am sure all of the riders that came down this way learned a few things.

Another rider, who shall remain nameless, learned a few things.   One, never tell the scorer (me) about some strange occurrence as the scorer will ALWAYS make it public.   (I believe one rider referred to me as anally retentive for expecting him to read the instructions)   And two, ALWAYS read the instructions carefully.

One rider (who shall remain nameless) made down the dirt roads to the town of Adamant.   I don’t know if this town was named after the singer, but anyway….   This little town is on a good dirt road, surrounded by good dirt roads.    The post office/store is so small I think you need to call ahead before visiting it.   Said rider talked to the Post Master, asking her where the Winnebago was.   She had never seen a Winnebago around there.   He insisted, and so did she.   I met this woman when scoping out the bonus.   She was very nice and loved the idea of the rally.    I will have to go back there some day and ask here about the Winnebago Man.   You see, the bonus here was the Adamant Music School.   Here is a pic showing an idyllic location in a quaint little town.   It doesn’t mention the dirt roads though.   I think this map shows about 5 times as many buildings as there are in town, INCLUDING every small storage shed and chicken coop.

An Idylic Setting in a Quaint Village

The Winnebago was a ways away, and Yes, the rider DID get the RV bonus, but missed the Adamant bonus that was steps away from the post office.

Winnebago

Why a Winnebago?   Well, I was sent to find a music school, that ended up not having a sign or anything else of distinction.   BUT this Winnebago along with a number of other dead vehicles looked like it would be here for a long time.   Funny how this Rally Stuff works, huh….

The rest of the pics that I took at the event can be found here:

http://whereisbobl.com/pics/index.php?album=2010-06-minuteman-1000-rally

Bob L

Motorcycle Travel Expert

While I would definitely NOT consider myself an international travel “”Expert” I have done a few trips, and I AM opinionated. A friend asked me to answer questions on his web site relative to motorcycle travel based on the before mentioned qualifications. I said sure, I would see what I could do. Go see my responses here:

http://vagabondjourney.com/blogs/motorcycle-travel/

Bob L

Naked Riders

While waiting at a light in upstate Vermont I got to see one of those few special things that one can only see in Vermont (and Maine, I guess). There were about 40 bikers, err, make that bicyclists riding naked through town. It was about 30% women I think. What made it extra special was that after all the rain it was rather nipply errr, nippely, err, nippley, err… it was kinda chilly out. I had my camera, but unfortunately the memory card was in my computer in the trunk.

AAAND, there is even a website.

http://montpeliernakedbikeride.org/

Bob L

HONDA VALVE ADJUSTMENT

This is NOT a how to. This is a rant. Just another rant. Maybe next time I will create a how-to..

A couple of months ago it was time to check the valve adjustment. This was the second time I did this job. Not a real problem to do. There are 4 valves per cylinder, and 4 cylinders so there are 16 valves to check. The biggest pain to this job is getting the Tupperware off. Removing the plastic body panels takes longer than it should, as does putting it all back on. I estimate 45 minutes off and 45 minutes on. That means ANY job that needs the Tupperware removed is already going to take you 1.5 hours, before you even do anything.

Honda uses an overhead cam arrangement. Each engine side has two cams. It is a simple matter of removing the covers and rotating the engine to the right position for each cylinder. The pain here is that you must look into a view hole in the front of the engine to see a small mark as it rotates past the hole. Between the positioning and the size of the mark it is nearly impossible, especially without the bike on a lift. Using a mirror works, but holding the mirror while you rotate the engine is seriously tricky. If your eyes are not exactly as good as they were a few years ago it is even more difficult.

I solved this problem after the first time I did the job. I bought a web cam for my laptop computer. These don’t focus very well really close up, so I duct taped a magnifying loupe onto the camera. Basically a lens. Using a magnet to mount it to the radiator in just the right position allowed me to see, magnified, the mark as it rotated by. Saved a ton of effort. I can see this as being a useful tool for a lot of jobs where you need to see somewhere that you can’t really get to. I don’t know how many times I had to do work under a dashboard of a car by hanging upside down with my head jammed under the dash. This was a lot easier a few years and a few crashes ago.

Once the valves are checked, you can button it back up. UNLESS, you need to adjust the valves. This Honda uses what is called shim under bucket. Not to get into too much detail, but there is a metal cup that fits over the end of the valve and spring. Between this cup and the valve is a shim. The shims come in many sizes. To adjust a valve, you simply replace the shim with one of a different size. Simple, right? Yeah, right.

To take the buckets off, the cams need to be removed, or at least lifted up. This is a reasonably involved job, with potentials for royal screw-ups, such as dropping a bolt into the dark regions of the engine, or putting the cams back the wrong way. This could kill the engine.

If the valves on the RIGHT side of the engine need adjusting, then it becomes a bit more involved. The chain that drives the cams has a tensioner assembly on it. This assembly has to be loosened. On the left cam, this adjuster is on the outside of the engine. For the right cam, the adjuster is underneath EVERYTHING. The fuel tank has to come off, requiring draining of the gas. AND replacement of some of the hoses, as they tend to rip and leak if used again. Then there is the airbox, which is not as simple to take off as one would think. Then the throttle body, including the pressurized fuel lines. All of the parts removed seem to require replacing a gasket or a sealing washer, or both. Then there is the antifreeze, which you can get away with not removing if you are careful. There are numerous electrical connectors, which are easy to forget about when reassembling. And don’t drop anything into the intake. Careful not to mess up any of the adjustments by loosening the wrong bolt, or pulling on the wrong part.

All of this is to get at one small adjuster. If they had put this bugger on the outboard side of the engine, it would save about 1.5 hours, after all, this stuff has to be put back on too.

The adjusting of the valves is not super involved, but it does require removal and replacement of the cams. Once the shims are switched ( you did record what size was on each valve?) then you have to check again.

This job took me about 16 hours the first time. Granted, this included research, trial and error and triple checking, but even with experience I doubt I could get the time much less than 8 hours. This is a job best combined with any other jobs you can think of that require removal of the Tupperware.

I was pissing an moaning a lot on this job. It should be a quick and easy job. I would have to say it IS fairly easy, but it is definitely NOT quick. I adjusted the valves on my KLR 650 in Mexico outside a Hostel, with a Tequila in one hand and I don’t think it took me an hour. Most of that was trying to find the magic dust that is needed to make the valve cover come off. That is one that requires all the planets to be aligned just right, then it comes off easy, but not before.

One of the things that pissed me off about this job was not the job itself. There are a fair number of parts, mostly gaskets that need replacing (or at least it is a good idea to replace them). I had a gift certificate for Bike Bandit, an on-line seller of all things motorcycle. I ordered the things that needed to be replaced, as well as those things that it would be a good idea, just in case I lost or broke something. I also ordered the valve adjustment kit. There are two ways to get the shims. One way is as a single kit, with three of each size shim in a plastic compartment box. The other way is to buy one or more of the refill kits. The refill kits have 5 of each shim in a range. I had previously measured the shims and knew that I would need a bunch of shims from the mid-size kit, and soon a bunch from the small-size kit. I bought both, knowing that I would have to compromise to have enough of the sizes I needed. These two replacement kits cost about the same as the full kit that only had 3 of each size. Just my luck that I needed mostly a couple of sizes and could not get away with a kit with only 3 of each. Obtaining these parts locally was possible, but I foolishly thought I could get them faster on-line.

Anyway, I ordered the parts after taking the bike apart. I ordered them on a Friday, and it said things would ship in 3 days. Well, 5 days later, I was told some of the parts were going to take a while. I stopped the order on these good to have parts, and thought that my order would ship right away. I decided to pay for express shipping. 5 days later, I was told that the parts would be shipping in a few more days. So much for express shipping. I bitched and they gave me the express shipping free. I lost 3 weekends of riding. Two of these weekends were perfect February riding days. The other we had no power and could not get out of our driveway with a car, but still.

As I said, not a difficult job, once one has done it once, but a lot more involved than it really should be, with plenty of places that allow for catastrophic mistakes.

Oh, and another thing. I found a peice of metal in the engine that obviously came from the original machining of the engine. Does not give one a warm fuzzy there.


This is a piece of metal that was jammed in a crevice in the engine. It was tricky to get out without breaking it and having it go into the engine. I don’t know if it would have caused a problem if it was floating loose, but I was glad I didn’t have to find out.


The airbox. The front of the bike is to the left. This all sits under the fuel tank.


The throttle body. All four are bolted together and come off as one. This took a lot of pulling and swearing to get loose. The swearing helps, honest.


Under the throttle body. That is the alternator. They advertise that the alternator is air cooled. Yeah, with air coming off a hot engine. Notice all the hoses, some carrying gas, some vacuum and some antifreeze. Those are rags stuffed into the intakes.

OF MICE AND HONDA’s

Again, this was from a couple of months ago.

Time for a valve adjustment. Due to the fact that the valves on the right side of the bike needed adjustment, the air filter had to come off. As well as a lot of other stuff.

So, what did I find? A mouse nest. The mouse stuffed a ton of crap inside the air filter. Not only that, but the mouse ate a good chunk out of the filter. The only thing keeping the mouse out of the engine was the wire mesh on the filter itself. This mouse nest got there at the previous owners house. I suppose I should have checked the air filter before this, but, well, whatever.


This filter was pretty damned full. I don’t know how the engine even ran. This might explain why it stalled once in a while for no reason at all.


This is where the air comes from, and where the mice got in.


Here is what was in it. Some of it I could not even identify.

HONDA TRUNK

This post is a little late, as I did this work back in November 2009.

One of the things I look for most in a bike is overall practicality. A large factor in this is the ability to carry *stuff*. Sometimes LOTS of stuff. My last three Harleys had fairly large saddlebags and a huge trunk. More importantly, the trunk had a luggage rack on it that could handle a ton of *stuff*. The bike could handle the weight as well. I used the bike like a Pack Mule. There were times we were traveling down the road looking like the Clampetts (think Beverly Hillbillies). When we went to Florida from New Hampshire with our camping gear and SCUBA gear, all we needed was a rocking chair on the back with Granny sitting in it.

So, when I got this bike, I was concerned that we would not be able to carry as much. The saddle bags are bigger than the ones on the Harleys, but they opened from the side so are harder to really stuff. Zippered bags takes care of a lot of that. But I needed a trunk. My girlfriend needed a back rest anyway. You can load a ton of *stuff* on a bike with just duffel bags and such, but for any real convenience you need a trunk.

I found the E55 MAXIA 3 from GIVI. This Italian made trunk holds 55 liters. Pretty big for a bike, but the Harley trunk was 63 liters, with a lot larger luggage rack. The GIVI is a very well made product. Not as solid as the fiberglass Harley trunk, but it is a lot lighter. It also has a much lighter rack. Only two bolts hold it on. I find this rather scary, but I have not heard of many problems, and I have broken the mounts on the Harley. Of course, the Harley trunk was overloaded by about 70 pounds, and that was an old style mount.

The back rest on the Harley is large and wraps around the passenger to some extent. It is rubber mounted to reduce vibration. It also adds a fair amount of weight to the trunk. The GIVI is only a small pad, but my Girlfriend likes it well enough, so I suppose it is OK.

There are cheaper trunks out there. They are lighter, but cheaply built. More than good enough for most riders, but I felt that with the way I was likely to overload it I should get the best. Not sure if it will make much of a difference in the long run, but this trunk can be mounted on almost any bike, and it comes off with the press of a button.

This trunk went on easily, as shown below, and works very well. I am happy with this and use it continuously. Some riders say that this makes the bike unstable in the wind behind trucks and side winds. I notice only a slight change, but with a bag or a passenger on the back seat the bike seems even more stable than without the trunk.

Of course, after evaluating the situation, I still don’t have enough room for big trips with my GF. I have decided to get a trailer for the bike. That will have to wait for another post.


The mounting plate. that the trunk mounts to. This allows the trunk to be removed quickly.


Although it does not look very secure, it really is. They make one for almost any bike, so you can use this trunk on multiple bikes.


This is one of the two bolts that holds the mounting plate on. I was worried at first, but it seems strong enough.


The trunk, open.


A close up of the luggage rack, so much smaller than the Harley.

Various pics of the bike with the trunk.


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On the way down to Florida. Notice the large waterproof bag on the back? This actually helps with wind stability. Without a passenger I can bring anything I would want for any kind of trip I would take, in this case SCUBA gear.

Honda Thermostat

NEW THERMOSTAT

Well, I finally got around to replacing the Thermostat. Not a difficult job, but it took a long time. Just getting the Tupperware off took a long time. I checked the valve clearances at the same time. The job took 9 hours. I could probably cut this time in half next time, but still, I consider these two things major repairs.

The Thermostat was stuck open. Way open.

These pics show the old thermostat on the left and the new one on the right. You can see just how wide open the old one is. The engine was running very cold.


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You would think they would have made this part a little better.

After the repair, everything seemed good, but I can smell some antifreeze. It is intermittent. From internet lore, this is not that unusual. The ST’s tend to develop leaks, especially in cold environments. Weird. This leak, however, is enough to leave small puddles under the bike. The Valves were also at the end of their range and will need to be adjusted at the next check. So much for low maintenance.

Here is a picture of the temperature gauge. Notice there are three bars. Notice the temperature is 19 degrees, that’s Fahrenheit, not that their foreign measurement. I was running at 1 bar or no bars at temps as high as 50 degrees. Now back to normal.


This is what we are looking for, 3 bars on the temp gauge. The temp was 19 degrees F, the day had started at 6 F but the gauge does not read anything until 14 F and it was a while before I decided to stop.

Before the change, the temp gauge was all over the place. Sometimes I would get 3 bars when it was cold, sometimes no bars when it was just cool. Mostly though, the colder it got, the fewer bars I saw, and the worse my mileage. Now, I have driven for hours in single digit temps with 3 bars, always. I would consider this a success, if it were not for the coolant leaks.

I ordered some special hose clamps that should fix the issue.