{"id":2041,"date":"2018-08-27T21:06:11","date_gmt":"2018-08-27T19:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/?p=2041"},"modified":"2018-09-03T19:33:14","modified_gmt":"2018-09-03T17:33:14","slug":"today-i-met-a-girl-with-a-soft-fuzzy-sweater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/2018\/08\/27\/today-i-met-a-girl-with-a-soft-fuzzy-sweater\/","title":{"rendered":"Today I met a Girl with a Soft Fuzzy Sweater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ran into a girl today.&nbsp; &nbsp;Fortunately she was wearing a soft fuzzy sweater.&nbsp; &nbsp;Had it not been for that cushioning, we both would have been hurt.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>There are a lot of things in Norway that jump out at you.&nbsp; &nbsp;The Moose, the Caribou, the deer, and most frequently, the Sheep.&nbsp; &nbsp;We have had all of them run out in front of us.&nbsp; I even came within an inch of removing a tail from a Fox. You have to keep your eyes open and cover your brakes.<\/p>\n<p>Today, one of those fuzzy buggers ran out in front of me.&nbsp; &nbsp;We had a bunch of somewhat reckless bikes passing us in some curvy bits.&nbsp; &nbsp;There was one that was NOT driving reckless, so I made sure when an opportunity opened up, I made room for him to pass and waved him by.&nbsp; &nbsp;Just as he was passing, a bunch of sheep freaked out, as they often do.<\/p>\n<p>Two made it across and one delayed too long.&nbsp; I got my speed way down, but could not swerve due to said motorcyclist being in the middle of a pass.&nbsp; &nbsp;The third sheep was trying to get under my front tire, but I had some room to move and hit her solidly with my foot, which was planted firmly on the rear brake.<\/p>\n<p>Had it not been for all the wool, I am pretty sure my foot and her behind would have suffered some lasting damage.&nbsp; &nbsp;As it was, she ran around in circles before finding her friends and continuing her journey.&nbsp; &nbsp;I wicked it up for the next curve.<\/p>\n<p>Moose don&#8217;t care.&nbsp; &nbsp;Caribou mostly avoid you.&nbsp; &nbsp;Mostly.&nbsp; &nbsp;Deer are dumb.&nbsp; &nbsp;Sheep are just plain stupid.&nbsp; You can&#8217;t fix stupid.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ran into a girl today.&nbsp; &nbsp;Fortunately she was wearing a soft fuzzy sweater.&nbsp; &nbsp;Had it not been for that cushioning, we both would have been hurt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9,14,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2041","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-motorcycle","category-short","category-travel"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2041","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2041"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2041\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2044,"href":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2041\/revisions\/2044"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2041"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2041"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.whereisbobl.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2041"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}